Wednesday, January 7, 2009

NIP/TUCK IN THE HOUSE!




OH MY EFFING HOLY DIETY OF YOUR CHOICE!

Enough said.

THE BEST REVENGE

ME IN 2009: taking dance lessons, more cooking classes, fishing in Alaska, more time to write, enjoy my kids, running a half marathon, form a stellar relationship with an amazing partner.


YOU IN 2009: starting yet another marriage built on a great big pile of steamy lies and dishonesty


WOO HOO! ::STANDING UP CLAPPING AND CHEERING FOR YOU:: You go get 'em tiger! Gotta admire your steadfast determination to always be right in your own head.


LOL

So what, I'm still a rock star...

Pink - So What

I guess I just lost my husband
I don’t know where he went
So I’m gonna drink my money
I’m not gonna pay his rent
Ive got a brand new attitude, and I’m gonna wear it tonight
I’m gonna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na
I wanna start a fight

Chorus
So, So What I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t you need you
And Guess what
I’m havin more fun
Now that were down
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool so
So What
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

Ugh Check my flow uhh
The waiter just took my table and gave it to Jessica Simpson
I guess Ill go sit with drum boy at least hell know how to hit
What if this flops on the radio, somebody’s gonna die!
I’m going to get in trouble, my ex will start a fight
Na na na na
He’s going to start a fight
We’re all going to get into a fight


Chorus
So, So What I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t you need you
And guess what
I’m havin more fun
Now that were down
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool so
So What
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

You weren’t fair
You never were
You want it all but that’s not fair
I gave you life
I gave my all
You weren’t fair, you let me fall

Chorus
So, So What I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t you need you
And Guess what
I’m havin more fun
Now that were down
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool so
So What
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

Pink Lyrics - So What Song Words

Song Words by Artist / Band : Pink
Lyrics Title : So What
Taken from Album : Shine
Writers : Pink, Max Martin, Shellback
Single Released : 15 August 2008 (UK)
Music Genre : Pop Rock

Monday, January 5, 2009

Why I Get Up In The Morning




I know what you are thinking. Really, you get up because of your job, your wonderful kids, your alarm clock. I swear, I have gotten up everyday for the last two and a half years because of this little ball of feline wonder. Meet Jack, son of the Devil Cat. This picture doesn't quite reflect how big his mouth really is. He is meowing in this picture...and no, I am not kidding. Yes, while normal people have cats that barely make a peep when they express their need for cat food or chasing birds in the back yard, Jack opens his mouth wide and sounds like he uses a bull horn. This is why I get up every morning. Because I don't have a fucking choice.

:)

Okay, so I love him, that's why I keep him. But still. Damn he has a big mouth.

So much has graced the cyber pages, I thought I show you some interesting bits you may have missed with all your celebrating...

We ::sobbing:: said good bye to Bettie Page. The day I realized I was a Bettie rather than a Barbie was liberating. She will be missed but hopefully very ill-behaved women like us can keep her memory alive for generations to come.

You will be glad to be privy to the rant my family got on this subject. Eddie Murphy as the Riddler? UGH. I am PISSED OFF. I was so irritated about this story when I heard it on my local morning show that morning. Of course we all thought the role would go to Johnny Depp, which seemed like it would make sense in the way these newer films have been dark, but what the hell? AND Eddie is just too old, I am sorry. To make matters worse, after SWEARING they werent going to muck up the Bale Batman movies with a Robin, they have cast none other than the booze swilling, Walgreens loitering Shia Lebeouf. Now I already have to buy Shia in Indy roles and Transformer roles but who is his agent sleeping with that he now get associated with this franchise? BLECH. I think this is a scary direction to head, even if Christopher Nolan is still directing. Its being reported that Rachel Wiess is Catwoman which might work (she shouldn't have been left out of the most recent Mummy) but how they are going to avoid this looking like a Joel Schumaker fiasco is beyond me. If Eddie Murphy plays multiple roles in fat suits, thats it, I'm out and I am asking for the price of my ticket back.

HOW VISITING YOUR FAMILY CAN WARP YOUR BRAIN. Dude, this explains SO much shit.

And last but not least, for those of you that can never get enough Da Vinci Code (me for one).

And now, all about me...YEAH! ::jumps up and down clapping::

WOW...it's 2009. I think I blinked and missed a lot of it. Time flies while you are having too much fun I guess. My NaNoWriMo effort got completely circumvented by work drama but I vow to try again this year. I will conquer that monster. The holidays went by way to fast with a healthy sprinkle of family drama, but that too is now fading as I look at it through the bottom of my glass. I generally fail to make resolutions because lets face it, resolutions fail. I try to look at this time of year as setting new intentions for my year. For whatever reason, that's what seems to work for me. This year, it was an easier list than ever:

1. Start a running program
2. Visit Alaska
3. Get my teaching certification
4. Run a half marathon
5. Cook more for my family
6. Enjoy the time more that I have with my growing-to-fast-teens
7. Take dancing lessons
8. Find time to write more
9. Schedule more time with friends, fit in family in what time is left

I could go on and on. Personal growth, better organizational skills, cooking classes and jumping out of the plane I didn't get to last year. But, I am trying to pace myself...LOL

SO HOW 'BOUT YOU?

(oh and just to make RandomRage crazy, I am back to changing my template!)