"Darby is so cute, and look, here comes Jack." giggles inserted here "He is smelling Jack's butt!"
"Oh, that's just how cats say hello. Aren't you glad you aren't a cat?"
"Uh, yeah, because that is GROSS?"
"Can you imagine if you had to go to school like that? 'Ah hello, sniff, sniff.'"
big huge belly laughs inserted here
"Can Darby sleep in my room tonight?"
"Sure, just no smelling butts."
My bedtime stories are WAY better than yours...:)