Silly Monkey - Joe Jonas is dating Taylor Swift and the Jonas camp has just confirmed this.
QOTU - hey Middle Monkey, just got this from Silly Monkey
Middle Monkey - Taylor Swift is a whore.
Now assume you didn't already know. Which Monkey did I give birth to? Makes a mama proud! I don't care who you are, that's just funny. I will add that the other day she walked up next to me, fishing through the bread basket, and popped out with "Where's my effing Chex Mix?" of course not substituting "effing" but instead providing its ear ringing root word. I nearly choked on my food. What makes this less shocking and more funny to me is that she doesn't REALIZE what she said, she is too spontaneous. (is there really such a thing?) She will swear afterwards that isn't what she said. I don't care who you are, that's funny. :)