How do you get a job like this as a human? Seriously, people point and laugh at me anyway. My middle monkey had a good point too, NO MORE SHAVING. Lay in the sun, eat pieces of fruit that people hide for you to keep you busy, no flipping shaving or showering for that matter...I see no downside to this.
The Dallas Zoo just got two new gorillas and the resident male is very excited...two smelly, covered in hair roommates. Sounds like college to me!